Personally, I like the original better, but I'm biased.
Here is the original if you want:
BTW, the other two 'Dudes' now write for SNL :)
Nielsen to Start Using DVRs in Ratings
By DAVID BAUDER
AP Television Writer
NEW YORK (AP) -- Starting next week, the company that measures what people watch on television will also follow what they record on DVRs to watch later.
The move by Nielsen Media Research is a reflection of how the traditional notion of watching TV is changing. And if Nielsen's numbers show that new technology is also changing what people are watching, it has the potential to profoundly disrupt a multibillion-dollar business.</p></span>